Hitmatcit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless bear.

Hitmatcit created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitmatcit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hitmatcit, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hitmatcit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hitmatcit's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hitmatcit must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Pray towards the south.