Tamcabnil is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, merciless squirrel.

Tamcabnil created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Tamcabnil, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tamcabnil, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Tamcabnil's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tamcabnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Worship no other gods but Tamcabnil.