Jigveglanbell is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing centipede.

Jigveglanbell created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigveglanbell, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jigveglanbell, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jigveglanbell's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jigveglanbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not keep six geese in a large pit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jigveglanbell.