Podcebren Riglagpadkim is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring crow.

Podcebren Riglagpadkim created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Podcebren Riglagpadkim, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Podcebren Riglagpadkim, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Podcebren Riglagpadkim's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Podcebren Riglagpadkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Pray towards the north.