Mipcissfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, slow sheep.

Mipcissfarn created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipcissfarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mipcissfarn, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mipcissfarn's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mipcissfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help whales.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Feed all hungry bats.