Nuttzanbissveen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving mongoose.

Nuttzanbissveen created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttzanbissveen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nuttzanbissveen, she will not care.

Nuttzanbissveen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nuttzanbissveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Run away if four sheep approach from the south.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Respect your elders.