Tinsiswab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonest hedgehog.

Tinsiswab created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinsiswab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tinsiswab, he will turn you into a goat.

Tinsiswab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tinsiswab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Tinsiswab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Retreat if four whales approach from the north.

4. Run away from indigo rats, for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Tinsiswab on top of all buildings.