Veengodman is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent finch.

Veengodman created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veengodman, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Veengodman, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Veengodman's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Veengodman's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Veengodman must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Veengodman loves foxes, so they must be honoured.