Listhunlunpigvonknill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody guinea pig.

Listhunlunpigvonknill created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listhunlunpigvonknill, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Listhunlunpigvonknill, he will turn you into a worm.

Listhunlunpigvonknill's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Listhunlunpigvonknill's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear green dresses.