Sisnurtlin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise capybara.

Sisnurtlin created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisnurtlin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sisnurtlin, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sisnurtlin's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sisnurtlin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four geese approach from the east.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Always obey Sisnurtlin's priests.

5. Always help otters in need.