Logbotpon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered goose.

Logbotpon created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Logbotpon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Logbotpon, it will boil you in a big pot.

Logbotpon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Logbotpon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Logbotpon on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Logbotpon loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Never paint your neck fawn.