Dadhak is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, emotional slug.

Dadhak created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadhak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dadhak, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dadhak's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dadhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to sharks while wearing jumpers.

2. Erect seven silver sculptures of Dadhak on top of important buildings.

3. Never laugh near dolphins.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always wear brown.