Ceddubjipcutfliglin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident crocodile.

Ceddubjipcutfliglin created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceddubjipcutfliglin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ceddubjipcutfliglin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ceddubjipcutfliglin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ceddubjipcutfliglin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.