Joplikciss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, two-faced squirrel.

Joplikciss created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Joplikciss, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Joplikciss, he will turn you into a snail.

Joplikciss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Joplikciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed cherries to aardvarks while wearing jumpers.