Bengildutnib is a god.

It takes the form of a large, idiotic hippopotamus.

Bengildutnib created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bengildutnib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bengildutnib, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bengildutnib's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bengildutnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.