Homcattun is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, idiotic dingo.

Homcattun created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Homcattun, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Homcattun, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Homcattun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Homcattun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.