Beprapkemlagpodcen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart rhinoceros.

Beprapkemlagpodcen created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beprapkemlagpodcen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Beprapkemlagpodcen, it will not invite you to parties.

Beprapkemlagpodcen's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Beprapkemlagpodcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.