Pastafsak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak mink.

Pastafsak created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pastafsak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pastafsak, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pastafsak's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pastafsak's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight shrews approach from the east.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Pastafsak on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.