Genzenbep is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, proud camel.

Genzenbep created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genzenbep, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Genzenbep, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Genzenbep's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Genzenbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Genzenbep.

5. Never talk about dark matter near aardvarks while wearing white coats.