Piggumgeb is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, cheerful sheep.

Piggumgeb created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Piggumgeb, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Piggumgeb, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Piggumgeb's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Piggumgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing pink corsets and balancing eight nickel spheres on your arms.

3. Always obey Piggumgeb's priests.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

5. Pray towards the east.