Pakbushig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent wombat.

Pakbushig created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakbushig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pakbushig, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pakbushig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pakbushig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.