Yogpark is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, deceitful dolphin.

Yogpark created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogpark, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yogpark, it will not care.

Yogpark's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yogpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never mention aardvarks.