Rillmabsatsissis Gepfatgidwanhunjonmithig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, overgenerous dolphin.

Rillmabsatsissis Gepfatgidwanhunjonmithig created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillmabsatsissis Gepfatgidwanhunjonmithig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rillmabsatsissis Gepfatgidwanhunjonmithig, it will turn you into a dog.

Rillmabsatsissis Gepfatgidwanhunjonmithig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rillmabsatsissis Gepfatgidwanhunjonmithig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rillmabsatsissis Gepfatgidwanhunjonmithig.

2. Never talk about dark energy near cats while wearing black shirts and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your arms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Always take life seriously.