Gadbenbopdabbossnell is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, ruthless zebra.

Gadbenbopdabbossnell created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadbenbopdabbossnell, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gadbenbopdabbossnell, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gadbenbopdabbossnell's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gadbenbopdabbossnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Always obey Gadbenbopdabbossnell's priests.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Always take life seriously.