Didsisquat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, conceited fox.

Didsisquat created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didsisquat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Didsisquat, she will throw large rocks at you.

Didsisquat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Didsisquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Didsisquat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never feed parsnips to geese while wearing magenta jumpers.