Mangebgun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, pitiless hyena.

Mangebgun created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mangebgun, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mangebgun, he will turn you into a puffin.

Mangebgun's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Mangebgun's Holy Commandments

1. Mangebgun must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never feed peas to sheep while wearing violet dresses.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never chant in the presence of whales.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.