Laddimfet is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, idiotic eagle.

Laddimfet created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laddimfet, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Laddimfet, he will manifest in front of you.

Laddimfet's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Laddimfet's Holy Commandments

1. Laddimfet loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Hide from purple swans for they are unholy.