Hamrulldum is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow weasel.

Hamrulldum created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamrulldum, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hamrulldum, it will send you a sign.

Hamrulldum's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Hamrulldum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the north.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Do not take Hamrulldum's name in vain.

5. Never wear skirts.