Disscet is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate crab.

Disscet created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disscet, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Disscet, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Disscet's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Disscet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed carrots to mice while wearing boots.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Disscet loves whales, so they must be respected.