Hudtofhot is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain owl.

Hudtofhot created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudtofhot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hudtofhot, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hudtofhot's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hudtofhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to manatees while wearing gray boots.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Never feed apples to whales while wearing indigo shoes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.