Vegjamtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, two-faced hummingbird.

Vegjamtarg created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegjamtarg, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vegjamtarg, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vegjamtarg's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vegjamtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Do not sit in public.