Gubgepnangidzodarmwod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy seal.

Gubgepnangidzodarmwod created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Gubgepnangidzodarmwod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gubgepnangidzodarmwod, it will turn you into a goat.

Gubgepnangidzodarmwod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gubgepnangidzodarmwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never feed grapes to whales while wearing dresses.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.