Gubgepnangidzodarmwod is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy
seal.
Gubgepnangidzodarmwod created Mount Everest four million years ago.
If you believe in
Gubgepnangidzodarmwod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Gubgepnangidzodarmwod, it will turn you into a goat.
Gubgepnangidzodarmwod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Gubgepnangidzodarmwod's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your face.
2. Never feed grapes to whales while wearing dresses.
3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.
4. Never look at moons.
5. Always look after injured squirrels.