Mathabbap Vidwapdobing Bestfebhud is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident dove.

Mathabbap Vidwapdobing Bestfebhud created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mathabbap Vidwapdobing Bestfebhud, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mathabbap Vidwapdobing Bestfebhud, it will not care at all.

Mathabbap Vidwapdobing Bestfebhud's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Mathabbap Vidwapdobing Bestfebhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect seven silver sculptures of Mathabbap Vidwapdobing Bestfebhud on top of important buildings.

4. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

5. Never wear orange shorts.