Libnarjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong coyote.

Libnarjarn created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libnarjarn, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Libnarjarn, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Libnarjarn's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Libnarjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Libnarjarn loves monkeys, so they must be respected.