Fagstiknig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witty dugong.

Fagstiknig created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagstiknig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fagstiknig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fagstiknig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fagstiknig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. You must pray to Fagstiknig nine times a day.

4. Always look after injured nematodes.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.