Volcedbus is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate yak.

Volcedbus created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Volcedbus, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Volcedbus, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Volcedbus' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Volcedbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Volcedbus in the centre of the settlement.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Hide if three shrews approach from the west.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.