Sanbonfly is a god.

She takes the form of a large, uncaring unicorn.

Sanbonfly created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Sanbonfly, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sanbonfly, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sanbonfly's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sanbonfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Learn five new languages a year.