Veenbasshakpidfodquillbumjab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating beaver.

Veenbasshakpidfodquillbumjab created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenbasshakpidfodquillbumjab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Veenbasshakpidfodquillbumjab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Veenbasshakpidfodquillbumjab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Veenbasshakpidfodquillbumjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing orange rings.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never feed oranges to ants while wearing boots.

5. Never eat green fruit.