Hadcubbid is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, deceitful dryad.

Hadcubbid created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadcubbid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hadcubbid, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hadcubbid's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hadcubbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide from mauve snails for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.