Kenlunkansadyimfomxen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous lion.

Kenlunkansadyimfomxen created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenlunkansadyimfomxen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kenlunkansadyimfomxen, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kenlunkansadyimfomxen's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kenlunkansadyimfomxen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Put Kenlunkansadyimfomxen first in all things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must pray to Kenlunkansadyimfomxen seven times a day.