Bograwdon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic yak.

Bograwdon created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bograwdon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bograwdon, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bograwdon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bograwdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to seals while wearing shoes.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Erect five iron sculptures of Bograwdon on top of important buildings.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.