Fubbellrowtipgadneltarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, prudent frog.

Fubbellrowtipgadneltarp created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubbellrowtipgadneltarp, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fubbellrowtipgadneltarp, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fubbellrowtipgadneltarp's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fubbellrowtipgadneltarp's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never run near bats.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not covet oxen.