Sasrakdod Riltitquam is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, competent giraffe.

Sasrakdod Riltitquam created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sasrakdod Riltitquam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sasrakdod Riltitquam, it will ignore you.

Sasrakdod Riltitquam's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sasrakdod Riltitquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Retreat if eight capybaras approach from the north.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not keep seven badgers in a large pit.