Cumbasslip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciful toad.

Cumbasslip created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumbasslip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cumbasslip, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cumbasslip's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cumbasslip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Always help otters.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.