Yarpdaportstip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthinking ant.

Yarpdaportstip created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Yarpdaportstip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarpdaportstip, she will be very sad.

Yarpdaportstip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Yarpdaportstip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Yarpdaportstip loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the south.