Megmapstik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, flying chinchilla.

Megmapstik created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megmapstik, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Megmapstik, he will be mildly annoyed.

Megmapstik's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Megmapstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near frogs while wearing fawn ear rings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Megmapstik.

5. You must pray to Megmapstik six times a day.