Henbogbarnjat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing butterfly.

Henbogbarnjat created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Henbogbarnjat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Henbogbarnjat, it will turn you into a tree.

Henbogbarnjat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Henbogbarnjat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Henbogbarnjat loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.