Cedkompinwan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, kind wren.

Cedkompinwan created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Cedkompinwan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedkompinwan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cedkompinwan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cedkompinwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not take Cedkompinwan's name in vain.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedkompinwan.