Tinlibflig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous dingo.

Tinlibflig created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Tinlibflig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tinlibflig, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tinlibflig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tinlibflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near otters while wearing blue shorts.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near horses while wearing magenta stockings and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your back.