Flabveenjin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, benevolent wren.

Flabveenjin created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabveenjin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flabveenjin, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flabveenjin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Flabveenjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help whales in need.

4. Do not keep nine tapirs in a large pit.

5. Always stare at clouds.